the-gayest-dovah:

Sometimes I see a girl’s shoulders/collarbone area and I’m suddenly possessed by the spirit of a 19th century lesbian first seeing another girl removing her dress to reveal pantaloons and corset in the dorms at the all-girls boarding school her parents sent her to so she may be trained in proper etiquette

(via matronpleaser)

localhorrorlesbian:

Male: hello

Me, having listened to 5 true crime podcast episodes today: kill any women and children lately 😑😒

(Source: female-husband, via runecloth)

lmaonade:

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

(via tinyleatherjacket)

bace-jeleren:

bace-jeleren:

Watching the Macy’s Day Parade like

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